10.
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

9.
Is your father a baker? Because those sure are some nice buns!

8.
You: You look like my second wife!
Other: How many times have you been married?
You: Once!

7.
Go over to the person with a sugar packet and say, "Excuse me, I think you dropped your name tag."

6.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

5.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

4.
If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?"

3.
You: Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency?
Other: Yea sure, what's wrong?
You: My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.

2.
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

1.
I've heard sex is a killer, wanna die happy?